Then, the call came to move to Australia’s west coast from head coach Simon Cron. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.He picked up a role with Tonga before working with Richie Murphy and the Ireland U-20s last season as they claimed a Grand Slam. Or he quits them because they’re unfair.” – Andy BernardĤ9- “I know a few things about love. I’m a bigger man than you’ll ever be! I would never sleep with another man’s fiancee!” – Andy BernardĤ7- “You’re the deuce I never wanna drop.” – Andy BernardĤ8- “Andy Bernard does not lose contests. Like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” – Andy BernardĤ6- “I am a man. Will Do.” – Andy BernardĤ4- “Protect her from what? Bears, you idiot? When’s the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton?” – Andy BernardĤ5- “Oh, it’s on. That’s a golden ticket idea, right? How great was that show? Golden Grahams, another- Is it? I don’t get this.” – Andy BernardĤ3- “William Doolittle at your service. I usually just assume that they’re not.” – Andy BernardĤ2- “Golden Girls. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.” – Andy BernardĤ1- “How do I find out if a girl is interested? Great question. I’m the Nard-Dog, okay? Nard-man is my father.” – Andy Bernardģ9- “If I had to put Dwight’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.” – Andy BernardĤ0- “Guys, word of advice. The Nard-Man is my father.” – Andy Bernardģ8- “New guy sucks. Aloha and hello.” – Andy Bernardģ5- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you actually left them.” – Andy Bernardģ6- “I’m talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let’s get high on our own supply!” – Andy Bernardģ7- “I’m the Nard-Dog. Nifty! They are nifty!” – Andy Bernardģ3- “Andrew Bernard doesn’t lose contests, he wins them… or he quits them for being unfair.” – Andy Bernardģ4- “And you must be Michael Scott. – Andy Bernardģ2- “Well, Michael, thank you for welcoming me to your little kingdom.
It’s so powerful, even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes. I’m taller than you!” – Andy BernardĢ8- “Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.” – Andy BernardĢ9- “THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!” – Andy Bernardģ0- “The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.” – Andy Bernardģ1- Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. I minored in history in the Ivy League school which I attended.” – Andy BernardĢ7- “Shut up Dad. ‘Oh I like your dress, but I’d like it more if you had prettier hair.’” – Andy BernardĢ6- “Should not be a problem. And I was going for zany.” – Andy BernardĢ4- What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.” – Andy BernardĢ5- “You can’t let a girl feel good about herself. Gotta take precautions.” – Andy BernardĢ2- “At my last head shot sitting, I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work that I came across totally manic. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.” – Andy BernardĢ1- “I’m petrified of nipple chafing. Just know that you made me do this.” – Andy Bernardġ9- “Sorry I annoyed you with my FRIENDSHIP!” – Andy BernardĢ0- “Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. How are you not murdered every hour?” – Andy Bernardġ8- “All right, fine.
Off to Hollywood!” – Andy Bernardġ7- “Toby, it’s a joke. And if you don’t want to eat them your ex girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend.” – Andy Bernardġ6- “Okay, all right.
Still on the mend, so not good timing.” – Andy Bernardġ5- “Yeah so life gives you lemons and you just have to eat them rinds and all. Do not test my politeness.” – Andy Bernardġ4- “Torn scrotum. We put them on a list and Rosa goes and gets them.” – Andy Bernardġ2- “I think I said doop instead of boop at one point.” – Andy Bernardġ3- “You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note.
I’m doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.” – Andy Bernardġ1- “In my family, we don’t really go out and get things.
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